The case of the Mondays

Yakkety Yak

My ultimate revenge scheme for anyone who has made me sit through an excruciatingly long and unproductive meeting is to....

lock them in the meeting room, and feed them lots of coffee & tea.

no toilet breaks.
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There's a new iphone game I've discovered...

its called 'Office Jerk'


And its basically a game where you throw stuff at the 'office jerk'

Harmless stuff like paper, pencils...erasers...a stapler

Oooyess...the stapler :D

If you aim it smack at his head, he'll see stars, literally.

Okay I admit...its quite disturbing that I have to resort to throwing stuff at my colleagues just to keep myself sane in the office.

Wait....my colleagues??

Oh..I forgot to mention, the 'office jerk' has an uncanny resemblance to a dude in my office.

Which all the more..makes it hella fun to aim the stapler right at his face and knock the booger out of his nose!!! :D

Anyway, if stationary ain't your thang', there's also eggs, and pie...

Pie, meet face....face, meet pie

but its unfortunate I can't aim it at his balls.
Okay. I have issues.

Well...you know wat they say...if you can't do something in real life (because it'll land you in jail for assault charges. damn), you do it via iphone! :D

whats wrong wit chu?? can't take a yolk???

Same theory that explains why we iphone users are so addicted with killing green pigs and slicing tropical fruits (p/s: I think it should have durian in it)

Anyway, just like in person...the 'office jerk' has this sorta face that makes you wanna throw your keyboard at. And annoyingly enough, in the game..if you happen to miss hitting him smack in the head...he'll turn around and flash you this cheeky hamsup smile...as if he's saying 'chiu!!!'

Girls, when you see this face...

bring on the TnT

I have expert aiming skills.

-april