Of two good friends...

Yakkety Yak

Have you ever met someone and forgot entirely about them?

Today I remembered someone I met 3 weeks ago.

Well atleast I remembered...

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My good friend Li Li Chong has a cute blog herself where she consistantly posts one positive entry-per day.

One positive-entry per day.

Its funny how we both react to desperation.

She blogs to keep her self sane and happy, and motivated (atleast a bit) to come crawling back to work everyday.

I blog to poke fun at people. heee =p

And also because I'm desperate to vent out all my pent up frustrations from having to sit through lengthy, unproductive, i-need-to-pee-badly!-meetings where at the end of it, more often than not...no decision is reached. Hence, the shit still hangs there because these smart asses (pun intended) can't decide how to wipe it off.

The best solution then...is not to offer them premium grade jackass toilet paper, or royal-bum baby wipes..but to hold them up by the collar..and punch them repeatedly in the face until they come to their senses.

Desperate times, call for desperate blogging.

And thats when I lament on why...why doesn't my cat poop out coffee beans that are worth as much as gold???

Anyway, moving on to good friend no.2..

The other day, good friend no.2 mentioned to me (as I was commenting about how ugly my office building is), that if you work in a central bank....you're either a scholar, or uncool. (or both)

..........i'm uncool :'(

*sobs*it hurts so bad.......

lol.

So now I'm uncool and I'm boring.

Boring because I can't draft a memo without signing off with..'for your consideration, please'.....boring because I have to bulletize common sense things in a powerpoint slide and idiot proof my presentations, and boring because..you can't tell your boss to grow a pair of balls.

Or have one, at the very least.

Announcement: Has anyone seen a missing pair of balls?

Should I convey it via a memo?

Its silly cos' any organisation that attempts to stiffle creativity will end up getting nowhere. Its when you fail to embrace the creativity and diversity amongst individuals, you're basically hiring employees for nothing..for nothing but to write letters and memo's exactly how you want it written.

Its as if a part of me dies everytime I use a powerpoint template and draw-up columns in blue, font Arial 12 point, bold.

Btw I had poached eggs for breakfast this morning.
Perhaps protein is good for writing? No?

Yeah I wrote this in the office on Tuesday morning. How boring.

-april