Love is when your partner diligently eats McDonald's for you every week just so you can collect limited edition Snoopy collectibles.
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Despite taking up photography only two years back, I've been lucky enough to have been at the right place, at the right time on many occasions...to take some of the most embarrassing photos of people, ever.
Lucky for those people, I've never revealed most of those photos, simply because I kept them locked up in my computer, purely for my own viewing pleasure, whilst accompanied by my cat....and we snicker at what an idiot the photo makes you look like :D
Yeah I've kept most of them out of public scrutiny.
that is.......until now :D
*evil laughter in the background*
On X'mas eve 2009, in Perth, I witnessed a man running in WinZ's garden with his pants down.
Sounds totally wrong, and it makes you wonder what kind of business WinZ does in her backyard......but it's true!
You'd be surprised by how fast a man can run if he knew that a bunch of his male buddies were gonna pull down his boxers in front of a dozen cameras....and girls.
Sigh...boys will be boys. Its hard to understand why they'd wanna gang up on one another and expose each others 'shame-shame' to the camera.
Scarily enough, this dude looks like he's enjoying the process.
Anyway, last week, the sister got married and my annoying self & camera emerged yet again.Being a typical Chinese wedding, it begun with the traditional 'chip san leong' (picking up the bride) ceremony followed by the tea ceremony.
So on Saturday morning my new brother-in-law arrived with his entourage of male buddies, also known as 'hing dai' in Cantonese.
Man, were these boys doomed from the moment they entered the building with their Hong Kong TVB style star-studded walk.
If only they knew what was in store for them.Boys, here's a golden tip, pissing of a woman is never a good thing...especially one you're about to marry. You never know what she and her tze mui's (the bride's army) will put you through on the morning of the wedding.
Women are evil I tell you.
thats a muahahah...Judging by how they transformed my brother-in-law from a man of this stature,
into this....
They even got his fellow comrades to enact selected poses from the karma sutra, which I thought was just brilliant! And a perfect addition to my collection of 'mm kin tak kong' (cannot see the daylight) photos.
bounce bounce baby
Hold me tight baby
They did so well I suspect they might have got soalan bocor from the tze mui's the night before and practiced on each other!
and they even make as great wedding cards :)
Seeing that my brother-in-low did not partake in any of the bounce-bounce on each others' bodyparts activity as intended by the tze mui's (darn!), he wasn't let off so easily and eventually had to step up to the next challenge.
Which he ended up looking like this...
ruining balloons forever...and then this....
*Moi Beams with happiness* :D
Its moments like this that make me so thankful to have been there to capture these cherished moments on camera.
Sadistic, evil, sinister. yes. Where someone else's misfortune becomes your priceless work of art.
So anyway, the groom and his buddies ace every challenge, forcefully push pass some screaming tze mui's and barge through the door to get the bride.
And together, they walk out like Hollywood stars, end of story.
-@p-
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